Hi Steve, Let’s Just Add Earlobe Creases to That …

by Dr. Stephen Parker (Article selection and Commentary) on January 23, 2011

Comment posted on Heart Disease Risk Factors: Beware the Diagonal Earlobe Crease by Carolyn Thomas

Hi Steve,

Let’s just add earlobe creases to that growing risk factor list of yours, right after baldness, along with:

* retinopathy (if you’re a non-diabetic)
* ring finger length (shorter than your index finger in males = lower level of testosterone = higher risk of heart attack early in life)
* bad breath – if it’s due to gum disease
* acne, absence of
* green nasal mucous
* dry earwax

Apparently, each of these is somehow linked with increased risks of heart disease.

Personally, I had a pretty darned good heart attack in spite of my nice smooth creaseless earlobes! What about yours?

Cheers,
C.

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    C.
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    Hi Dr. Steve,
    I hardly know where to start in responding to this goofball idea. There is simply no limit to the number of products, drugs, devices that are being developed to separate us from our money and feed our neurotic fears.

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    We don’t know yet whether her loss of control was due to a medical crisis like heart attack – but what possible good would Toyota’s steering wheel sensors have done during a horrific accident like this that happened in mere seconds?

    Just yesterday, I received a news release from a U.S. company who has invented some kind of (as yet unapproved) implantable cardiac alarm advice that apparently can be put into the chests of those who are worried about heart attack. The device starts vibrating when it detects coronary ischemia. Really? Seriously? Unlike pacemakers or ICDs, this thing doesn’t do anything but vibrate and ring an alarm in the hand-held remote control device you’re supposed to be carrying at all times.

    Maybe we can just surgically implant Toyota’s EKG sensors while we’re at it…. Or here’s a better idea: get out of the damned car and start walking for better heart health.

    Cheers,
    C.

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    Hello Dr. Steve – this research seems problematic to me for a few reasons. First, this appears to be unpublished data presented at a conference, so not yet peer-reviewed for publication. We know, for example, that 25% of such presentations (which often receive wide media coverage at the time) remain unpublished more than three years after a meeting.

    Next, they looked at 513 middle-aged MEN in this study. Call me when they decide to include women in a statistically significant ratio…

    Finally, I’m wondering about the catchy headline in this article. Could the increase in the carotid intima-media thickness be attributed, for example, to simply the state of being depressed, as opposed to the anti-depressants that the depressed twins were taking for the depression?

    Inquiring minds want to know…. icon wink Hi Steve,

Lets just add earlobe creases to that ...

    Cheers,
    C

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Carolyn Thomas January 24, 2011 at 1:26 am

Hi Steve,

Let’s just add earlobe creases to that growing risk factor list of yours, right after baldness, along with:

* retinopathy (if you’re a non-diabetic)
* ring finger length (shorter than your index finger in males = lower level of testosterone = higher risk of heart attack early in life)
* bad breath – if it’s due to gum disease
* acne, absence of
* green nasal mucous
* dry earwax

Apparently, each of these is somehow linked with increased risks of heart disease.

Personally, I had a pretty darned good heart attack in spite of my nice smooth creaseless earlobes! What about yours?

Cheers,
C.

Dr. Stephen Parker (Article selection and Commentary) January 24, 2011 at 5:56 am

Carolyn:

Good thing I don’t have any of those additional risk factors, including the diagonal ear crease, or I probably would have been dead several times over by now.

s/